Aisle Be Damned.....Swaying hips, praying lips and flying tips




Aisle Be Damned.....Swaying hips, praying lips and flying tips......by Rishi Piparaiya.............. complicated surname....


A book which will take you on an airplane.. only to suffer ..... from problematic baggage trolleys, shrewd eyes of pretty females sitting across the check-in counters, security check, check-in, transfer busses, boarding, take-off, landing and de-boarding.

The book is a firsthand account of the author about the miseries of flying.

The book is hilarious and explains all facets of air travel with a pun. I am sure once you start reading this book... you cannot put it down.

Funny quotes from the book:

One should not flush while sitting on the throne. Finish your business, get and then hit the flush button. Air-planes are equipped with state-of-art vacuum flushes that use brute suction power to pull al the crap. If you operate the flush while still at the pot, there is a reasonable chance that your intestines may get ripped out through your bum.

Never ask flight attendant about men’s room.. there are none... all air-planes just have wash rooms.....

A good read.

Manish

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